This ride is not all that it seems to be: this on-the-road-home, suits two, carries more – there’s unrest onboard, and the air crackles with
Category: Humour
No Elephants!
Never marry a man who keeps an elephant as a pet – trust me, I know. No matter how slick his explanations, please note: elephants
Needs Not Applicable
Needs, you insolent, little bastards – interfering with my independence, gnawing at these walls Nasty, you are, and heartless – pathetic, infantile, cowardly what part
Alcohol’s Child
Funny, this present impulsivity – am alone, overweight, a dreamer self-propelled, looking for a friend who doesn’t see me as last resort not exactly beside
Sales Tips
When selling a car, advertise particulars – make, economy, road worthiness – appeal to labouring egos, mindful of overheads, override objections with promises of emotional
Business Venture
Victim, whose season is always Autumn, bloodied tears like fallen leaves trailing; and Martyr, for whom worship and self- sacrifice is a dietary requirement; propose
