Plump the lips
pad the ass,
pull abs in
Push-up bras
and false eyelash,
botox, and brows
Make us pretty
much less witty –
do not overdo
Natural is rave
naked is yuck –
to find perfection
choose a routine
that sculpts and
shapes, then lie.
(dVerse quadrille prompt is yuck, Ragtag Community is plump, Fandango offers routine, Daily Addictions is apparent.)
this is sublime 😉
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Thank you, Tina.
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“Natural is rave naked is yuck – to find perfection”… sigh .. so true!
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Ha ha. thanks for commenting.
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Masterfully done! And kudos on the unique take on the Yuk prompt!
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Thanks so much – it was fun.
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😇
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Naked is yuck… yes definitely true, and I know men in my age where it has to be even worse… good that it’s cold.
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ha ha ha
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When women (and men too, sometimes) get carried away with the artifice, I can’t help imagining their suitor’s disappointment the first time he/she sees them bare-faced or bare-skinned. Much better to find that balance you describe so well. Great poem!
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Ha ha – so true!
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“naked is yuck –”
Tell me about it😊sag is as sag does
😊😊😊
Much love
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lol
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I’m happy to bare my face, V.J., but these days I stop at a (semi) naked body!
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Well yes…naked is yucky, lol.
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The regime can be tiring. Oh to be a man and just shower and get dressed.
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Wouldn’t that be good
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Oh my, a lot of work. I’m too tired. After a couple years of ‘naked yuck” I have gone back to a little foundation, blush and mascara (on days I don’t think I’ll be crying). Even that is a lot to bother with so I don’t know how long this lie will last.
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I know what you mean. I am on a hiatus right now
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Although make up in moderation looks really good, it is the lie that women tell! I like the natural look. Great write!
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Thanks Dwight!
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Some days it’s fun; other days, I am just not in the mood. 🙂
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Ha ha – I’ve given it up completely. Advantage of age.
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Of course, in today’s world, men dabble in make up, nail jobs, support bras, (some need it more than others), that’s even more yuck
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Shame on all of us…lol
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Oh a good one! Been there and done that! 🤣
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Ha ha, thanks Christine.
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Poetry with a glint in its eyes; that’s the thing! Great send-up, and so well written.
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Appreciate it Charley!
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Too much work to go against the tide of nature’s way. My dermatologist has another name for those oversize age spots on my hands. He calls them “wisdom spots” — uh huh. I am old enough to be his mother. What does he know. Ha!
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Ha ha – I love it!
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ah love this! xox
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thanks. Hope I made you laugh.
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Sad but true. The things we do just to be considered “acceptable” is pure nonsense. Nicely done poem.
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It’s all nonsense – very yuck. Thanks Maria.
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Still, naked is honest–aging is not for sissies; but the wicked truth leaps from the poem.
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Aging is not for sissies….but I’ll take wrinkles over botox any day, lol.
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Yuck to the routine that perpetuates the illusion of superficial beauty. I like this.
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Thanks, Barry.
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Absolutely howling over this! Has way too much truth in it 🙂
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All I could think of was the reaction of my teenage daughters when I went out for the first time following divorce – I was so not ‘it’.
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Oh dear. You’ve captured our plight perfectly. I probably have to pluck something now. Sigh…
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ha ha ha ….sorry, too busy shaving….
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Ha! 🙂
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Nice ending with those last two words.
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ha ha – thanks.
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Alas! All too true. I’m still searching for an industrial strength bra to keep “the girls” perky!
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Ha ha ha – too late for my girls.
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I’m exhausted just reading this list of must do’s!
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Ha ha. Sorry about that.
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It’s okay, I needed an excuse for a nap!
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lol
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Naked is yuck! Oh to be 25 again. this is a fun take on the prompt!
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Without makeup naked, lol. At 60, it’s all yuck.
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