A snowy-bearded man in
a uniform of red, says
HOHOHO
sets our wheels spinning –
suddenly behavior counts,
and calories don’t, and mistletoe –
well you know…
Does not anyone else find it odd that
a marketing construct is our ambassador
for good cheer?
(A quadrille written for dVerse where the focus is on cheer. Also linking up to Ragtag Community’s : uniform. No Santa Clauses were harmed in the making of this poem, nor does the author claim to be totally humbug. Artwork is an original. Cheers all!)
Oh, the great irony of the season! Well-written, VJ!
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Thanks, Frank!
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My pleasure, VJ! 🙂
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I love both your witty and perceptive poem and your readers’ comments, V.J. Clearly how we experience and perceive the holidays is a highly individual matter! Hope yours are lovely, no matter how you celebrate.
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I think you are right about individuality. We celebrated a month early with family – stress free, and it was wonderful. Thanks. Do you celebrate?
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Stress-free DOES sound wonderful! Christmas was a big deal when I was little, but not so much since I married my agnostic husband. We still go to my sister’s house for brunch on Christmas Eve and hang out with my four nieces, which is always fun and hilarious. And stress-free for us too, since she is an incredible cook!
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When someone else cooks that is always a bonus. Enjoy the season.
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Thank you, V.J. You as well!
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The holiday of consumerism… this is sad truth.
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It sure can be.
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Love that artwork!!
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Thanks Jilly!
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Santa certainly has done quite the marketing job!
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He has. I think he was originally the brainchild of Coca-cola.
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I think it’s wonderful that there is a positive marketing construct to represent love and cheer. Anything that focuses prople on family and giving, to me, is brilliant! Don’t be a scrooge VJ. If you are curious, ou can see me portraying that marketing construct at the bottom of this post here:>> http://www.image-verse.com/december-memories
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Good for you Rob – immersing yourself in the spirit is no doubt the remedy. I am a scrooge, partly, I think due to life experiences related to Christmas.
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I love the wit and sarcasm in this one 🙂 Happy Holidays!💞☕
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Thanks. You too!
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One of my pet peeves about Santa is that he is a WHITE MAN who gives us all gifts. Nothing against white men per se, it’s just that it sends a terrible message to the young ones. Santa needs to be an icon that represents the spirit of Christmas these days: a giant shop-vac on one side sucking in money and increasing national debt (a little gauge on the side measures the #s) while spewing out a bunch of useless junk made somewhere-other-than-America on the other side.
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lol – imagine that!
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Saint Nicholas was Scandanavian… Not really white, so much as pink with cold!! Perhaps we would do well to recall that it is not St. Nick’s birth we celebrate.
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No wonder my husband thinks he’s Santa Clause – he’s also Norwegian/Swedish, lol.
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Funny! My husband is Norwegian – he just wants to wear those horn helmet things. 🙂
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hahaha
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I like the calories don’t count part! (Especially since this is latke and donut week, then my birthday, then Christmas cookies. . .)
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Oh…yummy time…lol.
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🙂
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I’ll have to give this some thought.
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Fantastic.
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Thank you!
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You’ve made me think about that ‘uniform of red’ and the obligatory ‘HOHOHO’, V.J. Good question!
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Thanks Kim.
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Oh VJ, I do enjoy your whimsical sarcasm
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Thanks, Ivor. Hard to hold it back sometimes.
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Hoho, don’t do that, VJ, you’d spoil the fun. 😊
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Absolutely LOVE your artwork, V.J.!
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“commercialism, it’s all about commercialism”. Miracle on 34th Street.
They knew it back then. Great quadrille! You said it all. 😊
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Thanks Dorinda – and it certainly is.
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Ha! Love this! And your side note! 🙂
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Lol. Thank you!
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“suddenly behavior counts,
and calories don’t, and mistletoe –
well you know…”
Hee hee.
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Thanks…
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nice twist in the tail of this one….also the sudden importance of behaviour! Good One …JIM
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Thanks – Christmas definitely brings out the Grinch in me, lol.
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ho ho ho! Merry Christmas or happy holidays or whatever you celebrate! great poem!
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Thanks Carol Anne – same to all of you.
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Love the observations here…and that calories don’t count… 🙂
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Of course, thanks.
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Nice lines for Santa to keep in mind: “suddenly behavior counts,
and calories don’t”
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Well, if we’re going to perpetuate myths, might as well make them good ones, lol.
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not to be cynical…but….Hohoho-ing all the way to the bank!
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You’ve got that right.
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Cool – calories don’t count until after the holidays? That is an idea I can embrace!
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Haha…go for it!
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Haha HoHo Great post 🙂
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hahaha – thanks.
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